"We are not here to curse the darkness; we are here to light a candle."

Thursday, December 20, 2007

MERRY CHRISTMAS: SANTA CORZINE TAXES OUR TOWNS

SANTA CORZINE TAXES OUR TOWNS
(Sung like Shirley Temple to the tune "Santa Clause is Coming to Town")

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not pry.
Better not speak out,
And never ask why.

Santa Corzine Taxes Our Towns.

Gov’s making a hit list,
Adler’s checking it twice,
But Milgram won’t say who’s naughty or nice.

Santa Corzine Taxes Our Towns.

He knows when you’ve been surfing,
He knows who’s on the take.
He knows when you’ve been IM’d,
So encrypt for goodness sake.

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not pry.
Better not speak out,
And never ask why.

Santa Corzine Taxes Our Towns.

Little tax relief,
Lotsa tax hikes.
No Money left for our little tykes.

Santa Corzine Taxes Our Towns.

Likes little toy dolls
That cuddle and coo,
But doesn’t get email from the union,
Yes, it’s true!

Santa Corzine Taxes Our Towns.

The kids in subprime bond land,
Will have a jubilee.
They’re gonna build some toll booths,
All around our Christmas trees.

So! You better watch out,
You better not pry.
Better not speak out,
And never ask why.

Santa Corzine is taxin’
Santa Corzine is taxin’
Santa Corzine is taxin’
Our Towns.

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